A Quote by Joy Behar

Never eat at a Chinese restaurant named Mama Teresa's Trattoria.

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Joy Behar
American - Comedian
Born: October 7, 1942

It specifically says in the Torah that you can eat shrimp and bacon in a Chinese restaurant.

Jason Alexander

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

Dick Cavett

Since I was as young as I can remember, my dolls became my babies. I still have my teddy bear from childhood that I named Mama Bear because, actually, I wanted to be the mama.

Jacqueline Fernandez

When I was a little girl, if I didn't eat my soup, my mother would say, 'You have to think of all the Chinese children who have nothing to eat.' But now, for my children, Chinese people make everything, and for my grandchildren, they buy everything.

Diane von Furstenberg

Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's.

John O'Hara

But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.

Nicole Polizzi

It is never okay to use the toilet with the door open... I never want to know what comes out of there because sometimes I eat at that restaurant.

Carlos Mencia

Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.

Warren Miller

I only eat meat, if I go to a nice restaurant and there is an exceptional dish, or if I'm at somebody's home for a dinner, I'll eat whatever is in front of me. Otherwise, I don't eat anything that walks around and has a face.

Bryan Fuller

I only eat meat if I go to a nice restaurant and there is an exceptional dish, or if I'm at somebody's home for a dinner, I'll eat whatever is in front of me. Otherwise, I don't eat anything that walks around and has a face.

Bryan Fuller

Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.

Bryan Q. Miller

As a chef and someone who's been in the restaurant business for almost thirty years now, if there's one thing I learned early on: Never eat at a buffet. I don't want to eat yesterday's food and whatever they're trying to get rid of from their cooler for my lunch, dinner, or breakfast, thank you very much.

Michael Symon

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold.' He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'

Tommy Cooper

My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them.

Dolly Parton

In America especially, if you're Chinese and you work at a restaurant, there's a certain connotation among the Chinese immigrant community: It's the first generation that opens restaurants as a way to survive. You open to support your family so your kids can become doctors and lawyers.

Lulu Wang

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Calvin Trillin

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