A Quote by George Carlin

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

George Carlin

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George Carlin
American - Comedian
May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008

I believe that requiring those already in Texas to obtain driver’s licenses would ensure they pass a driver’s test and meet the requirements to obtain auto insurance.

Dan Patrick

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

e. e. cummings

It was noted long ago that the front row of burlesque houses was occupied predominantly by bald-headed men. In fact, such a row became known as the bald-headed row. It might be assumed from this on statistical evidence that the continued close observation of chorus girls in tights caused loss of hair from the top of the head.

Harry S.N. Greene

I do not support driver's licenses for undocumented immigrants.

Brian Sandoval

Certainly the principal has to be bald. Certainly the school counselor has to be bald. And the driver's ed teacher. And maybe the wood-shop teacher. Mine was.

Jeffrey Tambor

Basically, they had asked me if I would shave my head or wear a bald cap. I said look, if you are doing a series for five years I would want to shave my hair because I would go bald with all the gum and glue from the bald cap.

Persis Khambatta

I have had every hair color. I joke with my hair colorist. She keeps sheets of paper on every hair color that I've had, so she has records of it all. She's done my hair since I was 15, and I guess I have a thick folder going because I've had so many different hair colors.

Brittany Snow

We women shouldn't get our driver's licenses till real late in life.

Sandra Cisneros

Criminals take advantage of weak laws, like giving driver's licenses to illegal immigrants.

Susana Martinez

To tell you the truth, I think it's about that we shouldn't get our driver's licenses till real late in life.

Sandra Cisneros

I'm a natural blonde, but my hair has been almost every color you can imagine. As an actor, I like to get into my character as much as I can, and often that starts with the color of my hair.

Jennifer Morrison

You know, I've been bald since I was 18. I started losing my hair at 17 and I've been completely bald since 20 years old.

Gregg Wallace

Whatever hair color I have on my head, that's what decides what type of outfit I'm going to wear, because not everything goes with your hair color. That's why I switch it up.

Cardi B

You can put in a curl or put on a lip color or mascara, but the important thing is that the health of your skin and hair is shining through.

Erin Heatherton

My hair is different than a lot of people's. I like my hair. I like the fade. I like the little design I have. I'm cool with it. Obviously my hair is thin on top, so it looks like a bald spot, but I really could care less.

Trae Young

Sometimes I think marriage licenses should be like driver's licenses. They expire after a number of years, and in order to keep going you have to renew. Wouldn't that be kind of genius? It would force you both to look at the relationship, and if it's not working, the marriage would expire so you could go on your merry way, or on the positive side of it, you could look at each other and say we really want to renew. What a way to keep it fresh!!

Jenny McCarthy

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