A Quote by Gracie Allen
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
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A philosopher is a person who doesn't care which side his bread is buttered on; he knows he eats both sides anyway.
I cast my bread on the waters long ago. Now it's time for you to send it back to me - toasted and buttered on both sides.
I know on which side my bread is buttered.
Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
Ministers fall like buttered slices of bread: usually on their good side.
If any of you wish to know how to have your bread fall butter side up, butter it on both sides, and then it will fall butter side up.
I know which side my bread is buttered on: the side which falls on the carpet.
There were two sides to David Lean: on the one side, he was kind of a rather stiff, disciplined Englishman. And then he had this kind of romantic side to him. I think being true to both sides of your nature is important.
You can't always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
To reconcile conflicting parties, we must have the ability to understand the suffering of both sides. If we take sides, it is impossible to do the work of reconciliation. And humans want to take sides. That is why the situation gets worse and worse. Are there people who are still available to both sides? They need not do much. They need do only one thing: Go to one side and tell all about the suffering endured by the other side, and go to the other side and tell all about the suffering endured by this side. This is our chance for peace. But how many of us are able to do that?
A few people would suffer, but a lot of people would be better off.' 'It's just not right,' said Kevin stubbornly. 'Maybe not. But neither's your way of looking at it. There doesn't have to be a right side and a wrong side. both sides can be right, or both sides can be wrong.
A belief in moral absolutes should always make us more, not less, critical of both sides in any conflict. This doesn't mean that both sides are equally wrong; it means that since we all fall short of moral perfection, even the side whose cause is truly righteous may commit terrible acts of violence in defense of that cause -- and, worse, may feel quite justified in committing them. That is the difference between being righteous and being self-righteous. Moral standards are absolute; but human fidelity to them is always relative.
My mother always told me to embrace both sides of my background. And she also taught me one very useful thing when I was going to first grade. She said, "You're Bahamian and African-American on one side, and Russian-Jewish on the other. You're no more one than the other, and it's beautiful that you have all this. It makes your life all the more rich. But society will see you only as black."
You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
Always be willing to look at both sides of the argument. Understanding the other side is the best way to strengthen your own.
Myself, I don't think you will ever get security in the Mideast until you have what on the surface appears to be fair to both sides. You have to have leaders committed to peace, on both sides. One side can't impose a solution.
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