A Quote by J. Paul Getty

Money is like manure, you don't have to spread it around, you can just sell it to Potash Corp as fertilizer.

J. Paul Getty

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J. Paul Getty
American - Businessman
December 15, 1892 - June 6, 1976

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.

J. Paul Getty

Money is like manure: if you don't spread it around, nothing grows.

Tom Douglas

Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.

Winston Churchill

Money is like manure; it’s not worth a thing unless it’s spread around.

Brooke Astor

Money is like manure. It's most effective when it's spread around widely.

John Paul Getty Jr.

Money is like manure; it's not worth a thing unless it's spread around encouraging young things to grow.

Thornton Wilder

Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good, but if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell.

Clint Murchison, Jr.

Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it

J. R. D. Tata

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

Francis Bacon

[When her daughter suggested the President refer in his conversation with foreign dignitaries about lawn care to 'fertilizer' instead of to 'manure':] But remember, it took me almost thirty years to get him to call it manure.

Bess Truman

Good Lord, who spread the Daimon fertilizer around? They're cropping up like a bad horror flick. (Tabitha)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Rumors and Manure both get spread around but only one is beneficial

Ed Furgol

Grief is like manure, if you spread it out it fertilizes, if you leave it in a big pile it smells like crap.

Thomas Golden, Jr.

I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger.

Eartha Kitt

If you have been touched by the success fairy, people think you know why. People think success breeds enlightenment and you are duty-bound to spread around like manure. Fertilize those young minds!

Meryl Streep

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