A Quote by Jackie Mason

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — © Jackie Mason
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
If you cheat yourself in practice, you'll cheat yourself in a game; and if you cheat in a game, you'll cheat yourself for the rest of your life.
In America, we do cheat. We have people who cheat in elections.
There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody.
There are definitely some people who cheat, but how come we're only focusing on people who are on welfare who cheat, and not the bank presidents who cheat?
To be labelled a cheat - it's not fair. If I'm a cheat, then prove I'm a cheat or just leave me alone and let me do what I do best.
One cheat meal once in a while is fine as long as you stay on track the rest of the planning. I had five really good meals today, one cheat meal.
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they'll cheat on the golf course, they'll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it's funny, but right down in their heart, they don't think it's funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats.
I'm not afraid of taking long walks. A lot of people want to be great, but they want to cheat to get to the greatness. I'm cool with talking the walk around the block to get to where I want to go as opposed to the cheat, because the cheat has flaws.
Men want to think women don't cheat, and women want men to think they don't cheat, and therefore the sexes have been playing a little psychological game with each other.
You can't cheat the game. You can't cheat the grind. You get out what you put in at the end of the day.
What do I have to cheat for? I've always been playing against people older than me anyways. So what do I have to cheat for?
I enjoy healthy foods but I'm not scared to have a cheat meal or cheat day, have a burger or whatever.
Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you cheat only yourself.
When you can't cheat the game, you'd best find a means to cheat the players.
A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.
People cheat when they are afraid. When there is no cost to being wrong or confessing ignorance, there is no reason to cheat or fake comprehension.
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