A Quote by Jay Leno
A new study finds that women use their whole brain when listening and men only use half of their brain. You see, men use the other half of their brain to come up with excuses. I don't think women use their whole brain when listening. I think they use half of it and the other half is used to memorize what men are saying so they can use it against them 10 years later!
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Men use women sexually. They use them, mistreat them, even from the point of view of vocabulary, the use of words. It baffles me.
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