A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

Groundhog Day is a lot like a rock concert but the people are better behaved and there's a groundhog involved.

Tom Chapin

I believe the essence of the Independence Day is missing. We celebrate it like any other holiday, which is wrong. We must celebrate our independence everyday, not just on one day of the year.

Arin Paul

Galentine's Day is the day before Valentine's Day. People sometimes think, 'Oh, it's a replacement for Valentine's Day.' But it's not. You can celebrate Galentine's and Valentine's. And it comes from the sitcom 'Parks And Recreation'... Amy Poehler's character created this holiday because she wanted a day to celebrate her girlfriends.

Kayleen Schaefer

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

Jeff Foxworthy

'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.

Lewis Grizzard

When you come from a family of actors, people in show business, they really know to celebrate good news and to celebrate it hard because it's not every day that you get it.

Katherine Waterston

Personally, I don't believe in International Women's Day. After all, there's no International Men's Day that we celebrate. These are just titles like Happy Day, Teacher's Day etc. I don't understand them.

Shobana

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Jeff Foxworthy

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.