A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

Jeff Foxworthy

Ketchup is great on hamburgers, but if some gets on your shirt, that does not make your shirt also a hamburger.

Bill Engvall

I've done films where you have to get in shape for purely vanity reasons, when you read a script, turn to page 87 and it says: "Rips his shirt off and casually throws it onto chair" - and you're going to go to the gym the next day because nobody wants to see your big fat arse out there taking your shirt off!

Bruce Willis

Do not put your work off till to-morrow and the day after; for a sluggish worker does not fill his barn, nor one who puts off his work: industry makes work go well, but a man who puts off work is always at hand-grips with ruin.