A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB

Willie Geist

What KFC does to 750 million chickens each year is not civilized or acceptable, and you can help change that. Cruelty is cruelty, and KFC is being cruel in the extreme. I am calling for a boycott of all KFC restaurants until my friends at PETA tell me that you have agreed to be kinder in your practices.

Pamela Anderson

If you're a redneck, you have that blood flowing through your veins. That's almost on the bucket list, to hear "Freebird" live.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

Washington is gripped by crab-in-the-bucket syndrome. And there's no cure in sight. Put a single crab in an uncovered bucket, and it will find a way to climb up and out on its own. Put a dozen crabs in a bucket, and 11 will fight with all their might to pull down the striver who attempts escape.

Michelle Malkin

Shouldn't a three-course meal be 90 minutes? Do you know how hard you have to edit your menu to pull that off? Twenty-seven minutes. That's the average meal at Jiro's in Tokyo.

David Chang

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light

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