A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

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If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

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If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

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You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

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You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

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You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

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