A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

I really like beef jerky. If we go to a gas station, I have to buy beef jerky.

Emily Ratajkowski

I wanted to open up a stand to sell dried fruit and beef jerky where we lived in Greenwich Village. I was 8 years old. I had been flipping through TV channels and got mesmerized by this infomercial for a food dehydrator.

Neil Blumenthal

If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

Jeff Foxworthy

I've always been obsessed by beef jerky.

Elizabeth Hurley

I don't get into record beef. That's the wackest beef. That's not even a beef; that's entertainment. Might as well be a wrestler or something.

Mase

Reading a Lydia Davis story collection is like reaching into what you think is a bag of potato chips and pulling out something else entirely: a gherkin, a pepper corn, a truffle, a piece of beef jerky.

Kate Christensen

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.

Jeff Foxworthy

When I'm on the road, I eat like I'm on the third day of a hiking trip all the time. I'm eating beef jerky and trail mix constantly.

Michelle Wolf

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

I'm a terrific Mexican cook, and I just love Mexican food. And I love cooking Mexican food. That's pretty much my weakness...and barbecue beef...and Texas beef...and brisket. Any red meat I can get my hands on.

Eva Longoria

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

Cathy Guisewite

Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.

Gracie Allen

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

James Patterson

And the comic Daniel Kitson, he makes very good pies. I think he made one with feta, it was incredible. King of the pies.

Roisin Conaty

I love to make pies - pot pies, quiches, savory tarts, fruit pies. I use an old-fashioned pastry blender with wires and a wooden handle. I never use a recipe.

Ruth Reichl

When mighty roast beef was the Englishman's food It ennobled our hearts and enriched our blood-- Our soldiers were brave and our courtiers were good. Oh! the roast beef of England. And Old England's roast beef.

Henry Fielding

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