A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
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You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
Being a conservative union member is almost like being an actor in Hollywood: You don't dare say it, or you might be injured on the job, or you might be laid off, or your family might have something happen to them.
You know what really makes this embarrassing? The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq are 'ready to take off the training wheels.' That's what he said, 'take off the training wheels.' Then he goes out and falls off his bicycle. And they wonder why the rest of the world doesn't take us seriously.
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard.
You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
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He says, you have to study and learn so that you can make up your own mind about history and everything else but you can’t make up an empty mind. Stock your mind, stock your mind. It is your house of treasure and no one in the world can interfere with it. If you won the Irish Sweepstakes and bought a house that needed furniture would you fill it with bits and pieces of rubbish? Your mind is your house and if you fill it with rubbish from the cinemas it will rot in your head. You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
I've been able to help my family financially since making my first hit record. I bought my parents a house. My husband and I have a property in Portugal and one in Mumbles, Wales, and my family are always coming out to visit us. It has been fantastic to have such a successful career and to have been able to help everyone.
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