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You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.

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You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

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You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

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You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

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You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

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You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

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Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.

Woody Allen

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

If you feel the purpose of life is struggle, Darwinian fitness, dog eat dog, then you will be eaten by a dog, or you will eat dog. You become what you focus on.

Frederick Lenz

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Jeff Foxworthy

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you.

Jim Carrey

You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.

Jeff Foxworthy

Knowing how to use your voice so it makes sense to your dog, using words in a way your dog can understand, correcting him without creating fear, praising him properly, and doing it all at the proper time are critical skills to develop if your dog is to learn from you.

Brian Kilcommons

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

America Ferrera

If you can sit quietly after difficult news; if in financial downturns you remain perfectly calm; if you can see your neighbors travel to fantastic places without a twinge of jealousy; if you can happily eat whatever is put on your plate; you can fall asleep after a day of running around without a drink or a pill; if you can always find contentment just where you are: you are probably a dog.

Jack Kornfield

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