A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

Jeff Foxworthy

But I couldn't cut that whole septic tank scene out because the audience liked it so much. So I sort of fell right back into getting a cheap laugh, but I still loved it.

Jay Roach

You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.

Jeff Foxworthy

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

Erma Bombeck

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank.

Jeff Foxworthy

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

Jeff Foxworthy

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

Try not to be too angry or disappointed with your fellow Americans. Most of them don't care about politics as much as the majority of my readers, and the education they have received about it from the government's public school system is nothing more than a septic tank full of warmed-over self-serving statist lies and leftist propaganda.

L. Neil Smith

I love Los Angeles, and it's been very good to me, but if everyone is running around telling the stories, who's living them? You don't play characters that are celebrities - you play guys who know what to do when their septic tank's blocked.

Matthew McConaughey

You might also see that some of my playlists are simply two songs on repeat fifteen times, like I’m a psycho getting pumped up to murder the president.