A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.

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If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck

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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.

Jeff Foxworthy

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

Jeff Foxworthy

My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.

Gretchen Wilson

I was kind of a little redneck growing up, living on a farm, and running around in the country. I developed hillbilly tendencies, but I wanted to listen to something a little more meaningful than "Redneck Woman" or whatever.

Lydia Loveless

The Pennsylvania Game Commission has charged a man with going deer hunting with a handgun in a Wal-Mart parking lot. He is being charged with reckless endangerment, but may plead guilty to the lesser charge of being a redneck.... Hunting in a Wal-Mart parking lot. That's got to be some good eating ? a deer that lives on leftover Twizzlers and Mountain Dew.

Jay Leno

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

Carlos Mencia

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Ben Folds

At a Texas college, a football field that was turned into a farm. The Tigers of Paul Quinn College lost more football games than they won on this field. So, years ago, when the historically black college on the South Side of Dallas was in financial crisis and had a 1 percent graduation rate, a new president turned everything over, including the football field.

Hari Sreenivasan

If a person's self-worth derives from being the only woman in the field, how much affection can she feel toward another woman who might challenge that claim to fame?

Eileen Pollack

The Gucci woman can be the equestrian woman, the woman in the suit, the woman in the flowy bohemian dress, or the couture woman.

Blake Lively

Age becomes reality when you hear someone refer to that attractive young woman standing next to the woman in the green dress, and you find that you're the one in the green dress.

Lois Wyse

A modest, godly woman will dress modestly. . . The one who is simple and unpretending in her dress and in her manners shows that she understands that a true woman is characterized by moral worth.

Ellen G. White

I can't imagine deer hunting. I used to think I couldn't imagine deer hunting because killing a deer seemed so awful. But now I think about just sitting in a tree and doing nothing all day and probably not even seeing a deer. Not moving and sitting in a tree? That seems rough.

Joel Stein

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