A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
You might be a redneck if your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth.
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
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