A Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.

Jeff Foxworthy

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Change Ever Made Might Offering Plate Redneck

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Jeff Foxworthy
American - Comedian
Born: September 6, 1958

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

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You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

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That’s really sweet.” He grinned and reached for a plate. “Then I believe my mission is accomplished.” Laughing softly so I didn’t wake up Cage, I walked over and took the plate he was offering to me.

Abbi Glines

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom.

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You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

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Imagine being served a plate of sushi. But this plate also holds all of the animals that were killed for your serving of sushi. The plate might have to be five feet across.

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If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

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You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.

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If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

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You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

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'Redneck' has been terribly abused as a term. Where I come from, a redneck was a farmer who worked the fields all day and got his neck sunburned. People made fun of them.