A Quote by Jeff Ross

Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.

Jeff Ross

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Jeff Ross
American - Comedian
Born: September 13, 1965

I've never said, 'I'm squeaky clean.' It's always the people who project that image that are hiding something. No one's squeaky clean.

Rick Springfield

You look worldwide for the great leaders, and they're pretty thin on the ground, and of course the problem is unless you're squeaky, squeaky clean, something is going to come out of the cupboard. Most people aren't squeaky clean. Most people have fallen by the wayside once or twice in their lives, and because the world is so transparent now, I think they're very fearful of running for office. It's a huge shame, because often people who have really lived and are amazing people can be brought down by a past indiscretion.

Jeremy Irons

We've never been squeaky-clean from the jump. We've never been Disney or Sesame Street, you know.

Lil Jon

Everybody is not going to be squeaky clean.

Terrell Owens

I noticed, when I taught elementary school, how true the squeaky wheel thing is, and how endearing squeaky wheels can be! Because when you're being a squeaky wheel, you're also really letting people know who you are.

Aimee Bender

It is not possible for a person to be completely free of sin and be squeaky clean.

Park Chan-wook

Your skin is like a plant. You have to water it. Make sure it's hydrated, not just squeaky clean.

Emily Weiss

I swam. We made it, our team, from the rocks of Cuba to the beach of Florida, in squeaky-clean, ethical fashion.

Diana Nyad

I'm pretty squeaky clean. No big tragedies in my childhood or adolescence or adulthood. I've had a very easygoing, simple life.

Vera Farmiga

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

Redman

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor.

Redman

TV tends to look for the living equivalents of squeaky-clean Kens and Barbies, but with my dial I'm more like Ken's dirty old uncle.

John C. McGinley

A natural sponge is not as funny. A square sponge also fit that squeaky-clean idea I was going for.

Stephen Hillenburg

Looking effortless takes a lot of effort. When I get new Converse I dedicate some time at home to shoving mud on them so they don't look squeaky clean.

Alexa Chung

My stand-up is clean; it's not too edgy. I've played it safe since the beginning.

Anjelah Johnson

You come before me this morning with clean hands and clean collars. I want you to have clean tongues, clean manners, clean morals and clean characters.

John Burns

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