A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

Jerry Seinfeld

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Jerry Seinfeld
American - Comedian
Born: April 29, 1954

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