A Quote by John Hodgman
A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.
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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
Even a broke clock is right twice a day
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Even a paranoid clock is being followed twice a day.
Even stopped clocks are right twice a day.
My heart stopped twice. They had to stab me to drain the blood from my lungs because I was drowning in my own blood.
As the saying goes, even a broken clock is right twice a day; that doesn't mean you should run out and buy one.
Of course, Jastrow's comment is exaggerated at best; theologians hardly predicted the Big Bang. If our universe turns out to be closed, hence with an end, this does not mean apocalyptic visions of the end of the world were on target. And even if a beginning for the universe is a successful prediction of one version of theism, this is still not that impressive. After all, even a stopped clock is right twice a day. The Big Bang becomes strong support for God only with an argument showing that such a beginning requires a Creator.
Nobody is right all the time and even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Old Lights include the resurgent fundamentalists in every religion who put a freeze on history and fortify their adherents against the "new dark age" in which they are forced to live. "Back to the Bible," Old Lights shout; "back to the Koran," Old Lights thunder. But not everything Old Lights say is wrong. Much is right. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day, the old adage reminds us.
It was morning by the clock but deepest nighttime in his body.
...people don't respect the morning. An alarm clock violently wakes them up, shatters their sleep like the blow of an ax, and they immediately surrender themselves to deadly haste. Can you tell me what kind of day can follow a beginning of such violence? What happens to people whose alarm clock daily gives them a small electric shock? Each day they become more used to violence and less used to pleasure.
No! Not for a second! I immediately began to think how this could have happened. And I realized that the clock was old and was always breaking. That the clock probably stopped some time before and the nurse coming in to the room to record the time of death would have looked at the clock and jotted down the time from that. I never made any supernatural connection, not even for a second. I just wanted to figure out how it happened.
Valentine's day has gotten blown way out of proportion. Valentine's Day just used to be for your girlfriend or your wife but now everyone's like 'Oh, happy valentine's day!' I even got a Valentine's Day card from my grandmother. How ridiculous is that? We stopped having sex years ago!
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