A Quote by Michael McIntyre

I was in Starbucks and the person in front of me said: 'Can I have a tall, skinny, black Americano please?' I said: 'Are you ordering coffee or voting in the U.S. elections?'

Michael McIntyre

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Black Black America Coffee Elections Front Me Ordering Person Please Said Skinny Starbucks Tall Voting

Quote Author

Michael McIntyre
English - Comedian
Born: February 21, 1976

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