A Quote by Noel Gallagher

Women have nine months more experience than you do - nine months to prepare for being a parent.

Noel Gallagher

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Noel Gallagher
English - Musician
Born: May 29, 1967

I really try to ask myself the question of nine. Will this matter in nine minutes, nine hours, nine days, nine weeks, nine months or nine years? If it will truly matter for all of those, pay attention to it.

Whitney Wolfe Herd

think of it this way," he said "It took nine months to get you born, so doesn't it figure it would take nine months to get you dead?

Neal Shusterman

Don't be hard on yourself! You just had a baby. It took nine months to get there, and I believe it takes nine months to get back. For me, I really watched what I ate and exercised as much as I could with three kids.

Gena Lee Nolin

Omar Sharif and I spent nine months in the desert, day after day for nine months.

Peter O'Toole

Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant, you can have a baby in a month.

Theodore von Karman

It is a revolutionary experience. That's the best way I can describe it. It transforms you completely, in a second. Nature is very wise and gives you nine months to prepare, but in that moment-when you see that face, you are transformed forever.

Penelope Cruz

I think most women these days can understand me juggling a career with being a mom because most of us do. I think I'm luckier than most because most women work nine to five and don't see their kids. I work six months a year or eight months a year.

Maria Bello

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew!

Paul Heyman

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves.

Bill Maher

Canada's climate is nine months winter and three months late in the fall.

Evan Esar

The technology involved in making anything invisible is so infinitely complex that nine hundred and ninety-nine billion, nine hundred and ninety-nine million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine times out of a trillion it is much simpler and more effective just to take the thing away and do without it.

Douglas Adams

It took us nine months to write 'The East'; we didn't start writing it on the computer until seven and a half months into it.

Zal Batmanglij

It is impossible for an abortion clinic to have a waiting list of more than nine months.

George Carlin

Am I willing to go to Mars? Yes, but I'm not willing to spend nine months getting there, then wait 18 more months until the planets align to come home.