A Quote by Rita Rudner
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
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I don't dig jogging. I've tried, I really have, but I don't get any enjoyment out of jogging.
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