A Quote by Robert Morley

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends. — © Robert Morley
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.
You see, to tall men I'm a midget, and to short men I'm a giant; to the skinny ones I'm a fat man, and to the fat ones I'm a thin man.
We have so many people who can't see a fat man standing beside a thin one without coming to the conclusion that the fat man got that way by taking advantage of the thin one!
I think it's so important to be healthy and confident and natural. And not put too much stress on trying to be thin - I don't get the thin, thin thing at all.
I stay fat because it just wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny, and thin. It's a public service really.
From the cradle to the grave, men are getting a raw deal. Men work longer hours, die earlier, but retire later than women.
I'm fat, but I'm thin inside. Has it ever struck you that there's a thin man inside every fat man, just as they say there's a statue inside every block of stone?
From the newsstands a dozen models smiled up at her from a dozen magazine covers, smiled in thin-faced, high-cheekboned agreement to Kessa's new discovery. They knew the secret too. They knew thin was good, thin was strong; thin was safe.
Don't get buried in the thick of thin things.
The pressure on women to be thin is like a plague. I have gone through my life, like a lot of women, rating my experiences on the basis of, 'Was I thin at that time or fat?' And it doesn't seem to let up.
I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin.
I was very thin, exceedingly thin. If you look at 'North By Northwest,' you'll get a clue.
I sympathize far more with heavier people than I ever will with thin. I'll never be thin. Let's be honest.
You think people hate a fat person? Try a fat person who's trying to get thin.
Because of the person I am I won't be knocked down — ever. They can say I'm fat, I'm thin, I'm whatever, and I'll never stop. I just won't. I've got too much to do. I've too much to be happy about.
A few fat files are better than a lot of thin ones.
There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
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