A Quote by Russell Baker
The French fried potato has become an inescapable horror in almost every public eating place in the country. 'French fries', say the menus, but they are not French fries any longer. They are a furry-textured substance with the taste of plastic wood.
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I like French fries," I say. I like French fries? I sound like a slow child in a made-for-TV movie.
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