A Quote by Stephen Colbert

God works in mysterious ways but at least he works, he's never on welfare in a mysterious way.

Stephen Colbert

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Stephen Colbert
American - Comedian
Born: May 13, 1964

The idea that God works in mysterious ways is rubbish. There’s nothing mysterious about his ways. They’re premeditated and slightly conniving, and they place you in an impossible situation.

Melina Marchetta

The lord works in mysterious ways. Indeed. And a shorter way to say that is: God is a sneak.

Demetri Martin

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

Penn Jillette

Football works in mysterious ways.

Shaun Wright-Phillips

Love works in mysterious ways.

Julia Quinn

Expectation works in mysterious ways---and totally unconsciously.

Michael Crichton

Truly, God works in mysterious ways. The wheels of His mercy and justice move quietly, but they do move.

Billy Graham

Music works in mysterious ways. Once it goes in you have no idea what it can do to you.

Keith Richards

How did you get in?" "I move in mysterious ways." "God moves in mysterious ways. You move like lightening-here one moment, gone the next.

Becca Fitzpatrick

When you're not able to play ball anymore, you see who's really there for you. I would say that God works in mysterious ways, and He gets rid of your friends for you - the ones who were never really your real friends.

Stefon Diggs

I believe in God. I believe in a higher power. And I do believe that God works in mysterious ways.

Davone Bess

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

Scott Adams

Life works in mysterious ways but when you find your inner glow is back and shining brighter, you know it's right.

Lily Collins

The hippopotamus's day Is passed in sleep; at night he hunts; God works in a mysterious way- The Church can sleep and feed at once.

T. S. Eliot

The human brain works in, so far, mysterious and wondrous ways that are completely different than the ways that computers calculate. Things like appetite or emotion, how do those function in the brain?

Paul Allen

Scientifically speaking, a butterfly is at least as mysterious as a superstring. When something ceases to be mysterious it ceases to be of absorbing interest to scientists. Almost all things scientists think and dream about are mysterious.

Freeman Dyson

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