A Quote by Stephen Fry

The other man's arse is always cleaner!

Stephen Fry

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Stephen Fry
British - Comedian
Born: August 24, 1957

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse.

Harold Pinter

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

Rowan Atkinson

A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man.

e. e. cummings

Is man a savage at heart, skinned o'er with fragile Manners? Or is savagery but a faint taint in the natural man's gentility, which erupts now and again like pimples on an angel's arse?

John Barth

I think the bottom line for Oregonians is that cleaner fuels mean cleaner air, and we need that, and we want that.

Kate Brown

I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

Karl Pilkington

Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

Dwayne Johnson

If a vacuum cleaner salesman rings your front door, he will be selling HIMSELF first. The vacuum cleaner is secondary.

Gene Simmons

Some smart man once said that on the most exalted throne in the world, we are seated on nothing but our own arse.

Wendell Mayes

If you want to get on in life get off your arse because it ain't going to come to you. And if it does come to you and you're not off your arse then you ain't going to keep it very long.

Ray Winstone

I still come from a very working-class family. My mother's still a cleaner. And my brother is the gas man. And my other brother runs a cab. I have become a stratified, different, exotic beast, even more so than I was when I was a young gay man. I just sort of built on that. Now that I've made several films, I don't even know how to placate them with money like so many people do with their families.

Duncan Roy

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!

Anthony Foley

A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse hanging out of his trousers, either, but no one would have actually started a war if he had.

Terry Pratchett

The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes to save yours-black or white, you're ready to give it a big fat kiss.