A Quote by W. C. Fields
I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
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I'm a good juggler. If you want to court a woman, you need to be able to juggle five balls, fire, and knives.
When you take a picture you haven't a clue that it is going to be what it is. Maybe you have a clue but you don't really know. There are too many possibilities. Part of the game is how many balls you can juggle. It is to me. When you are 12 you can juggle two. Maybe when you are 50 you can juggle five. That is an interesting concept to me: how much I can put in and still make it pull together?
A person who learns to juggle six balls will be more skilled than the person who never tries to juggle more than three.
Someone once told me that God figured that I was a pretty good juggler. I could keep a lot of balls in the air at one time. So He said, "Let's see if he can juggle another one."
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The Gallifreyan balls are my favourite because you can juggle with them!
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Not many people could juggle graduate school and two jobs.
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I juggle a lot of different balls and sometimes I don't know how I manage to keep them all up in the air, but I do!
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I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious time with it. But desire persecuted me every day and all day long. I found myself hunting for larger cigars...within the month my cigar had grown to such proportions I could have used it as a crutch.
Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.
If I could wave a magic wand, we would eliminate income tax; we would eliminate corporate tax. We would abolish the IRS, and we could replace all of it with one federal consumption tax.
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