A Quote by Action Bronson

Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough. — © Action Bronson
Shoot eagles on the Jack Nicklaus course, Porsche with the triple exhaust, Seats soft like a midget's cough.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was going to win. He used to set his sights on that because he could shoot it. He was the only player I know who, if he decided he wanted to win a tournament, could go out and do it. No one will ever be as popular as Arnold Palmer and no one will ever come close to Jack as a player.
Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
Every immortal except Jack Nicklaus has hit a wall and stopped making putts he had to make in order to win. Jack did it for 20 years.
All my life I wanted to play golf like Jack Nicklaus, and now I do.
The game of golf was bigger than Jack Nicklaus when Jack was dominating the game.
Some things cannont possibly happen, because they are both too improbable and too perfect. The U.S. hockey team cannot beat the Russians in the 1980 Olympics. Jack Nicklaus cannot shoot 65 to win the Masters at age forty-six. Nothing else comes immediately to mind.
I am technically not a midget. I'm a dwarf, or a little person, but I consider myself a midget. I just don't care enough to, I'm not going to waste anger on the word midget.
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks as much like Dallas as I look like Jack Nicklaus
I'm not getting into a public debate with Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.
I wanna have more majors than Jack Nicklaus.
Jack Nicklaus is the greatest winner I've ever seen.
I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.
I don't think Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 majors is unbeatable at all.
The great Jack Nicklaus summed things up neatly during a charity match on the Old Course at St. Andrews where he and I were playing against Ben Crenshaw and Glen Campbell. I asked him what he considered to be the most important factor to overcome in the game of golf. His reply, "It's an unfair game."
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