I've always wanted to entertain people, and when I was in school, I was interested in creative writing, but wrestling was always there. When I ran into financial problems, I just figured when life gives you lemons, you have to make lemonade.
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.
If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.
When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.
I was of the “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then wonder why life didn’t give you freaking sugar so you could drink the stuff” school of thought.
If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and sell it to all of those who get thirsty from complaining.
Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
It's one thing to make lemonade out of lemons, another to proclaim that
lemons are what you'd hope for in the first place.
You have to turn the lemons life gives you into lemonade, and you have to take time to sit back and enjoy it.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.
I always wanted to read. I always thought I was going to be a historian. I would go to school and study history and then end up in law school, once, I ran out of loot trying to be a history high school teacher. But my dream was always to place myself in a situation where I was always surrounded by books.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.