A Quote by Al Swearengen

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh. — © Al Swearengen
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.

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If you want to hear God laugh, tell Him your plans.
I've never guided my life. I've just been whipped along by the waves I'm sitting in. I don't make plans at all. Plans are what make God laugh. You can make plans, you can make so many plans, but they never go right, do they?
How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell her your plans.
I laugh when I hear that the fish in the water is thirsty. I laugh when I hear that people go on pilgrimage to find God.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
God has plans for you and His plans are for good because God Himself is good. He can neither think nor do evil.
I wanted to be a psychologist. You know, I thought that's what I'd be doing and it just goes to show you that, if you tell God your plans, He will laugh in your face.
My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'
I'm a firm believer in the saying that goes, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans,' kind of approach.
I always say, 'If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.' I couldn't be happier with where I ended up and how it worked out.
Announcing your death should be like announcing that you are a lunar moth: It must be done quietly or it will not be believed.
When superior people hear of the Way, they carry it out with diligence. When middling people hear of the Way, it sometimes seems to be there, sometimes not. When lesser people hear of the Way, they ridicule it greatly. If they didn't laugh at it, it wouldn't be the Way.
What makes God laugh is people who make plans.
Never put a lid on God. You can give God a thimble and ask for a quart. It won't work. Your plans, your projects, your dreams have to always be bigger than you, so God has room to operate. I want you to get good ideas, crazy ideas, extravagant ideas. Nothing is too much for The Lord to do - accent on 'The Lord'.
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans.
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