A Quote by Al Yankovic

Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint. — © Al Yankovic
Maybe I'll make a huge color tapestry from my belly button lint.
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.
I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color.
I don't think of God as an old white man with no belly button, nor even an old black woman with no belly button. But I agree that God is something eternal. Something cannot come out of nothing. I believe God is Everything. And I believe in infinity.
At one point I'm doing belly-dancing, big mirror-ball in me belly button with couple of tassels and me head on fire and I thought, 'I could lose two stone.'
I don't use a lint brush or anything, and I don't iron, but I could easily pick lint off of someone else.
She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
I went to the city, behind my mom's back, and got my belly button pierced.
I guess the one thing that people don't know about me is, I had my belly button pierced but not anymore.
Belly buttons were a big battle of mine. Down at the syndicate, they would clip them out with a razor blade. I began putting so many of them in, in the margins and everywhere, that they had a little box down there called 'Beetle Bailey''s Belly-Button Box. The editors finally gave up after I did one strip showing a delivery of navel oranges.
It's always been a thing. Like, I don't touch my belly button. That's something nobody knows about me.
I hate my stomach. It's impossible to get it flat, and the area around my belly button drives me crazy.
When we were growing up, our mother taught us never to have your belly button exposed.
I nearly always wear a boring suit but I do sometimes furnish the with long dangly earrings or belly button jewelry.
I have the most perfect belly button. When I stick my fingers in it, I feel a nerve in the center of my body shoot up my spine.
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