A Quote by Alec Waugh

I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.

Alec Waugh

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Alec Waugh
English - Novelist
July 8, 1898 - September 3, 1981

There are three types of palate. There's the palate that can't taste anything, there's the normal palate, and there's the Super Palate. I don't think I've got a Super Palate, but it's pretty good.

John Torode

I think I had it in the back of my mind that I wanted to sound like a dry martini.

Paul Desmond

I have either a cucumber martini, gin martini, or a vodka martini. That's it. Simple.

Robert De Niro

He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

P. G. Wodehouse

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Mae West

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Robert Benchley

If Plato is a fine red wine, then Aristotle is a dry martini.

Eric Stoltz

The coffee is prepared in such a way that it makes those who drink it witty: at least there is not a single soul who, on quitting the house, does not believe himself four times wittier that when he entered it.

Baron de Montesquieu

How about slipping out of those wet things and into a dry Martini?

Noel Coward

A medium Vodka dry Martini - with a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred.

Ian Fleming

My chosen drink would be a Southern Comfort, lime and lemonade, a dry martini or a good red wine.

Nikki Sanderson

Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. It is impossible to calculate the moral mischief, if I may so express it, that mental lying has produced in society. When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime.

Thomas Paine

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

George Burns

I can make going to the dry-cleaners last an entire day, and the dry cleaners might be 150 yards from my front door. You might find it hard to believe, but I am bone-idle lazy.

Noel Gallagher

Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.

P. J. O'Rourke

I am not a big fan of very prepared standup. I like when Dave Attell writes and I appreciate it but I much more enjoy with he does crowd work. I'm not that kind of comic that prepares a specific set. If I see a comic do the same prepared set night after night I am so bored.

Bert Kreischer

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