The elegance of a mathematical theorem is directly proportional to the number of independent ideas one can see in the theorem and inversely proportional to the effort it takes to see them.
The hilarity or brilliance of a forwarded link is inversely proportional to the number of people it's sent to.
The frequency of leadership going to the gemba is inversely proportional to the number of walls separating them from the gemba.
The number of one's possible fantasies is inversely proportional to the amount of one's liquid assets. For him who has everything dreams are no longer possible.
The number of rooms in a fictional house should be inversely proportional to the years during which the couple living in that house enjoyed true happiness.
No matter how slick the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of a live audience the probability of a flawless presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved.
Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.
Appealingness is inversely proportional to attainability.
Peace and prosperity are inversely proportional to the level of taxation.
Notice the small things. The rewards are inversely proportional.
The usefulness of any meeting is inversely proportional to the size of the group.
Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
The appropriate length of a name is inversely proportional to the size of its scope.
In flying, the probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival.
Bureaucracy and social harmony are inversely proportional to each other.
Passion is inversely proportional to the amount of real information available