A Quote by Alonzo Bodden

I was on the highway - I saw the scariest thing in the world, man. I saw an Asian driving an SUV. Really, I just drove my car right into the guardrail, figured I'd save him some time.

Alonzo Bodden

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Alonzo Bodden
American - Comedian
Born: June 13, 1962

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Lauren Lee Smith

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Lauren Lee Smith

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Edward Kennedy

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James Vincent McMorrow

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Joe Maddon

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Casey Stengel

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John 5

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Alexandra Adornetto

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Cenk Uygur

I saw -- with shut eyes, but acute mental vision -- I saw the pale student of unhallowed arts kneeling beside the thing he had put together. I saw the hideous phantasm of a man stretched out, and then, on the working of some powerful engine, show signs of life, and stir with an uneasy, half-vital motion.

Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

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James Packer

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Trishelle Cannatella

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Michael Tubbs

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Chris Mullin

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