A Quote by Andy Rooney

The dullest Olympic sport is curling, whatever 'curling' means.

Andy Rooney

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Curling Means Olympic Sport Whatever

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Andy Rooney
American - Journalist
January 14, 1919 - November 4, 2011

Is a BJ adultery? What? Did I miss a day of school? Of course it is! Oral sex is adultery like Curling is an Olympic sport. The only thing is, oral sex should be in the Olympics because it's much harder than Curling, and if you're good at it, you DESERVE a medal!

Lewis Black

The gap between junior curling and men's curling is just huge.

Brendan Bottcher

I've played hockey most my life and I've never been badly injured...Three weeks into curling I've got bone chips in both my elbows. I still can't lean on a table. I've even got curling injuries, believe it or not, just from falling on my arse.

James Allodi

I don't know if there's any sport that's stupid, but I really don't understand curling. I guess I'm just not into brooms on ice.

Julie Foudy

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

Charles Barkley

I don't know why a beauty salon would have a cop's hat and the curling irons are not deadly unless they're still plugged in and they're hot. So I'm not quite sure about that. But I don't know who remembers anymore that you can ignite spray cans, plus there aren't really any spray cans anymore 'cause that was destroying the ozone layer. So I'm - actually, I'll have to go with they chased him with the curling irons.

Neil deGrasse Tyson

What's not to like about a curling iron that does all the work itself?

Brandi Rhodes

When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.

Red Barber

I was so embarrassed I could feel my nerves curling like bacon over a hot fire.

Margaret Halsey

I'm a big fan of curling, follow all the major world events. Watch all four Tennis majors.

W. P. Kinsella

There's nothing better than curling up with a good book and sitting in front of the fire on winter evenings.

Leo Sayer

My mother is from Cairo, Georgia. This makes everything she says sound like it went through a curling iron.

Augusten Burroughs

If you are in your sport for your country, you should be able to go to the Olympic Games and represent your sport for your country bringing people together in the interests of sport. It's a fantastic Olympic ideal, and I uphold it as much as I can.

Eddie the Eagle

This world is half the devil's and my own, Daft with the drug that's smoking in a girl and curling round the bud that forks her eye.

Dylan Thomas

YOU YOU YOU your eyes, thick as a high school scrapbook crackling and yellow, curling at the edges a book of myths in which i do not appear.

Clint Catalyst

There's no place you can go on the prairie that you don't hear the white noise of the wind, steady and rough as surf curling along a non-existant shore.

Diane Ackerman

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