A Quote by Andy Van Slyke

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Andy Van Slyke

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Bat Know Me Oh Pitcher Relief Says Sees Up Walking

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Andy Van Slyke
American - Athlete
Born: December 21, 1960

That was the Alka-Seltzer moment, the moment when the tablet hits the water and begins to fizz.

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Rodney Dangerfield

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Zubin Mehta

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Hans Magnus Enzensberger

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Old pond, frog jumps in - plop.

Matsuo Basho

If a pitcher goes up there and he's throwing a ball and it's a breaking ball down and away or a fastball up and in, a perfect pitcher's pitch, and you're able to just foul it off and stay alive in the at-bat, just keep grinding, keep working through the at-bat and hoping for that mistake that he's going to make. And if he doesn't, then you walk.

J. D. Martinez

We are all, whether we know it or not, in search of a way to enrich, to drink during the fizz, to inhale deeper our gifts, in a desperation for some little understanding before death.