A Quote by Anna Torv

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, 'Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking.'

Anna Torv

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Anna Torv
Australian - Actress
Born: June 15, 1978

I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, "Oh, no, I'm joking, I'm joking."

Anna Torv

teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or ironic. if they say "I wish someone would drop a bomb on this school right now," that means they have arranged for a nuclear arsenal to be emptied onto the school and should be immediately suspended and ridiculed. if they say they were merely coming up with a joking excuse to postpone a bio test, reply that all jokes are funny, and that since dropping a bomb on a school is not funny, it is therefore not a joke.

David Levithan

Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.

Krista Allen

Joking is a barrier between man and the world. Joking is the enemy of love and poetry.

Milan Kundera

I'm joking, I'm joking. Best decision I ever made.

Joe Biden

Well, I am not always joking, sometimes I am serious. But some people always expect you to be funny. If you were like you are on stage, you would be obnoxious. With the jokes and the putdowns, I would need to take a break... juggle something.

Dom Irrera

One Valentine's my date texted me in the evening saying: 'Oh there's a buy-one-get-one-free deal at Domino's tonight,' and I genuinely thought he was joking. But no, it wasn't a joke. We got a buy-one-get-one-free Domino's because there was a bargain on. Oh, and I had to pay for it as well.

Maura Higgins

A lot of what I think is funny is usually through some sort of character, or speaking earnestly one second and then saying something obviously joking.

Patti Harrison

Comedy is so collaborative. You're going to come up with better jokes with people you like joking around with. It just makes sense.

Nick Kroll

A film set is very casual. If there is a senior actor, by the end of it, you end up joking with him.

Ayesha Takia

My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge!

Andy Roddick

I like to watch a bit of Disney, sprinkle some cocaine on some melon and just sit and eat it. I'm joking, I'm joking. There's no Disney.

Paolo Nutini

Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking.

George Mikes

Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?” “Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.” “I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?” “Maybe.