A Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

I killed a squirrel once with a car. Twice with a tennis racket.

Anthony Jeselnik

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Anthony Jeselnik
American - Comedian
Born: December 22, 1978

I carried through well with my tennis. I got the respect by usage of the tennis racket.

Gabriela Sabatini

I got my first tennis racket on my seventh birthday. And because we had a tennis court in our backyard, I played every day. By ten I was playing competitively.

Tullian Tchividjian

Life is a racket. Writing is a racket. Sincerity is a racket. Everything's a racket.

Nick Tosches

With tennis, you can go pick up a racket, take a lesson, and understand how much talent and skill it takes to be as good as the top pros. Same with golf: pick up a club. But not many can go out and get in a race car and experience a drive at over 200 miles an hour.

Mario Andretti

My father had never watched tennis, never liked tennis too much. He said, 'OK, we buy a racket, we watch together,' because we didn't know anything. It was a process of learning together that made it more interesting.

Novak Djokovic

A tennis racket makes a great fake guitar!

Isaac

I used to play a lot of racket sports, tennis and squash.

Jason Statham

To me, anyone with an Australian accent wielding a tennis racket is cool.

Adrian Smith

For my fifth birthday, I got a small tennis racket. That's how I started.

Ana Ivanovic

I had not picked up a tennis racket in 15 years, so I tried.

Matthew Ashford

I was 7 years old and my dad gave me a wooden tennis racket.

Mats Wilander

People in tennis, they've been in a certain bubble for so long they don't even know who they are, because obviously it's just been tennis, tennis, tennis. And let it be just tennis, tennis, tennis. Be locked into that. But when tennis is done, then what? It's kinda like: Let's enjoy being great at the sport.

Frances Tiafoe

With a tennis racket strapped tightly to her hiking pack, Martina Navratilova began her ascent of Mount Kilimanjaro. The tennis legend had visions of celebrating at the summit of Africa's highest peak by hitting a couple balls to see how far they might fly in the thin air at 19,341 feet.