A Quote by Anthony Jeselnik

2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream. — © Anthony Jeselnik
2010 has been awesome. I got to write on the David Hasselhoff Roast this summer, and that's always been a dream.
David Hasselhoff is awesome.
The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff.
I think that without sushi there would be no David Hasselhoff, because sushi is like the perfect way of describing the insides of David Hasselhoff. He is like a protein, clean and easy. That's how I feel about myself.
I always wanted to meet David Hasselhoff, but I never did.
I've always resisted the idea of becoming a David Hasselhoff, and I hope I'm still resisting it.
It's been a dream of mine to run my own summer camp. I went to one as a kid, and I put on productions, and got lots of confidence.
I love David Hasselhoff!
There is no Croatian dream. There is no European Union dream. There is no Chinese communist dream, except maybe to get out. But there is and always has been an American dream. And the dream is possible. The dream can become real.
David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after falling off the wagon again. He probably got used to drinking too much, because for years he never had to worry about driving anywhere - his car drove itself.
They try to paint the picture that I was this downtrodden, ugly girl who was unpopular in school and in life, and then I got this role and now I’m awesome. But the truth is that I’ve been awesome, and then I got this role.
The truth is that I've always been fascinated with wealth in America. To me, it's been about the American dream and the corruption of that dream.
David Tennant is a massive fan, and grew up dreaming he would be the Doctor Who one day. So I did feel, when I first got the job, "Right, now I've got to do loads of research into absolutely everything Doctor Who." But that's not possible to do in a short space of time. So my knowledge has been growing and developing as I've been doing it, and that's been fine. That's been appreciated by the fans, and the executives never expect me to be brushed up on absolutely everything.
My dream was, and always had been, to write a book. To be a writer.
It's always been a dream of mine to write comedy and be creative.
My big dream has always been to write and create my own things.
That would make a great Instagram photo - me and David Hasselhoff and Pamela Anderson.
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