A Quote by Ardal O'Hanlon

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory.

Ardal O'Hanlon

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Ardal O'Hanlon
Irish - Comedian
Born: October 8, 1965

I dropped my juggling balls and my face grew embarrassed. It wasn't until then that I looked around the circus of life and noted all were too consumed on their own juggling act to see. This is when I learned to have fun, and kick the balls instead.

Stefanie Schneider

Snow in April is abominable," said Anne. "Like a slap in the face when you expect a kiss.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

Some people are saying it's a slap in the face for me to go to a competitor, but it also was a slap in my face that they would go out and trade for Matt Williams, especially when my situation was unsure.

Albert Belle

The United Kingdom has committed the heresy of breaking the chains of the E.U. This is a signal victory for democracy. It is a slap in the face to the European system which was increasingly based on fear, blackmail, and lies.

Marine Le Pen

These my two hands / quick to slap my face / before others could slap it.

Gloria E. Anzaldúa

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

Pope Francis

You get what you expect. Expect to heal. Expect victory.

Janet Morris

I'm sorry, to boycott the Academy Awards is a slap in Chris Rock's face. To host is such a prestigious honor. To boycott it is not the issue. I think it does a disservice to all the African Americans that have worked so hard this year that will be attending and looking at this as an opportunity of a lifetime. I think it's a slap in the face. I understand the sentiment, but I don't appreciate the tactic.

Eva Marcille

I expect to pass through this world but once and therefore if there is anybody that I want to kick in the crutch I had better kick them in the crutch now, for I do not expect to pass this way again.

Maurice Bowra

Cancer is a cosmic slap in the face. You either get discouraged or ennobled by it.

Richard Belzer

He needs to get a hard slap of reality in the face every once in a while. He has an arrogant side.

Robbie Savage

I enjoy the reaction I get in the U.S.A. when people discover I have an English accent. They don't expect that, and it's kind of a kick.

Marsha Thomason

You know with a bully you cannot let them slap you around, because they slap you around today, they slap you five or six times tomorrow. We are not going to be bullied.

Harry Reid

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.