A Quote by Arj Barker

You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that's not even a camel. It's actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.

Arj Barker

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Arj Barker
American - Comedian
Born: August 12, 1974

We are just coming out of a 100-year stupor from being lied to by the tobacco industry for a century about the effects on young people, on cancer, these candy cigarettes that they promised had nothing to do with kids, Joe Camel that they promised was focused on the, you know, 55-year-old white male smoker, which we know is wrong. And we finally got out of that. Why in the world would we want to create the same thing, just not Big Tobacco this time, Big Marijuana?

Kevin Sabet

The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up his camel. Personally, I haven't got a camel, but I think it's a great idea.

Groucho Marx

Expediency is a law of nature. The camel is a wonderful animal, but the desert made the camel.

Benjamin Disraeli

A camel that always moves with the camel caravan cannot discover the beauties of the unknown oases!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

He runs like a camel. A really pissed off camel.

Art Donovan

There used to be one writer rather than a team of writers. It's the old line about a camel being a horse designed by committee.

Nick Laird

A cloud can look like a camel, but a camel is unlikely to look like a cloud. This is so because the signifier must be able to stand for the whole category of the signified. The cloud looks like all camels, but no camel looks like all clouds.

Rudolf Arnheim

In an enclosed space, a camel's breath can change the atmosphere of the room. Not only just the smell, they literally seem to change the atmospheric pressure. It's so disgusting. It's like they have eight stomachs each more rancid then the next and it just comes out of their mouth.

Steve Carell

The camel has evolved to be relatively self-sufficient. On the other hand, the camel has not evolved to smell good. Neither has Perl.

Larry Wall

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.

Allan Sherman

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

Alec Issigonis

A camel looks like a horse that was planned by a committee.

Alec Issigonis

Three metamorphoses of the spirit I relate to you: how the spirit becomes a camel; and the camel, a lion; and the lion, finally, a child.

Friedrich Nietzsche

John Cena I respect, but he know he never get out of my camel clutch and I can break his back.

The Iron Sheik

I love Pushkar because of the Pushkar Fair, which happens every fall - it's this camel festival, with ornately-dressed camels, camel races. But the reason I truly love this city is the Hindu mythology behind it.

Maneet Chauhan

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