A Quote by Artie Lange

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.

Artie Lange

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Funny Comedians Happen Just People Whine

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Artie Lange
American - Actor
Born: October 11, 1967

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny.

Artie Lange

If you give an actor any wiggle room to whine in situations where they want to whine, you're gonna whine.

Emile Hirsch

I think you have a right to whine. Honestly, Lucy. We all have the right to whine when life gets tough.

Nancy Werlin

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.

Alex Riley

Don't moan, don't whine, don't blame. Just get on with it.

Katharine Hepburn

Writers are egotists. All artists are. They can’t be altruists and get their work done. And writers love to whine about the Solitude of the Author’s Life, and lock themselves into cork-lined rooms or droop around in bars in order to whine better. But although most writing is done in solitude, I believe that it is done, like all the arts, for an audience. That is to say, with an audience. All the arts are performance arts, only some of them are sneakier about it than others.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Guests are people who come to your home to see you whine at the table, bark loudly, jump on women wearing pantyhose, and do other tricks which you wouldn't think of doing just for the family.

Peg Kehret

Some people have a tendency to get knocked down in this business and sulk and whine, and they just create a rod for their back, really. You have to have broad shoulders and get through it.