A Quote by Aubrey Plaza

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley. — © Aubrey Plaza
It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.
Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.
And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.
Zach Galifianakis is hilarious. I worked with him on a pilot before; he's hilarious and such a nice person.
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
We had this little yard, and during the summer holidays, when my mum and dad were working, I spent hours bowling a golf ball at a stick. Just bowling, bowling, bowling. And I got to where I could hit the stick every time, repeating the same action. That's where the darts came from.
Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.
I worked in the mail room at CAA when I was in high school. I worked in the literary department, too. That was my after school job, believe it or not: I would read manuscripts and then evaluations on whether or not I thought they'd make good movies. Which was fascinating and kind of hilarious to me at the time.
But my husband came from a small town and hardworking parents like I did, and I don't think we've lost that mind-set. We don't have a bowling alley in our basement. We don't have houses on the beach and one in New York and one in L.A.
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