A Quote by Austin O'Malley

Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert. — © Austin O'Malley
Marriage is commonly a meal wherein the soup is better than the desert.
A man that can cook you a proper meal that is like a weekday meal - which I think cannot be better than in the form of a roast chicken - that's the greatest.
Everyday I eat some soup. This is part of our culture - our mommies and grammies make it, and at any restaurant in Serbia, you can go in and find some soup. There might be minestrone, butternut squash, chicken noodle soup, tomato soup, mushroom soup, lamb soup. Whatever you can find, you can make a soup with that.
And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert.
Husbands and wives, if you guys don’t have a beautiful marriage, a loving marriage, a romantic marriage you are ruining your eeman! You have to have a marriage so awesome that you don’t have to look at the character of a movie or a play and say ‘i wish i had a marriage like this’, your marriage should be better than that because otherwise, Sheytan will come to each one of you and say ‘man i wonder, is there anything better out there, why am I stuck in this?’ Both husband and wife have to work hard to make their relationship work not for yourselves but for your eeman!
Every meal I want to start with soup.
No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake.
An idealist is one who, on noticing that roses smell better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup.
Soup is probably a way associated with screwing you outside of a meal.
Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
Grilled cheese and tomato soup is the ultimate comfort meal.
The palpable sense of mystery in the desert air breeds fables, chiefly of lost treasure. ... It is a question whether it is not better to be bitten by the little horned snake of the desert that goes sidewise and strikes without coiling, than by the tradition of a lost mine.
Never, under any circumstance, do I touch soup, as I do not believe in building a meal on a lake.
Soup is to the meal, what the hostesses smile of welcome is to the party. A prelude to the goodness to come.
We lived near a supermarket, and whatever they threw away, we would get it, and my mother would make soup. Or she would get a big can of lard, a big can of meal, a big can of flour, a big can of beans, and fix the same meal for months.
I used to have a bit of a thing against starting a meal with soup. I'd find they were often too heavy, filling you up rather than igniting the appetite. Plus, I'd end up mopping it up with scoops of baguette.
The right to be married was hard earned by the marriage equality movement and one of its "perks" is the right to use the terms commonly associated with marriage; husband and wife are the two most common.
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