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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

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Aziz Ansari
American - Comedian
Born: February 23, 1983

I'm a very good dishwasher. I'm a terrible cook. I'm an awful cook.

Sinead O'Connor

I run a tight ship. The kids are responsible for their own chores. Each morning they unload the dishwasher from the night before then collect eggs from our chickens, and I cook those while they get ready for school.

Nadiya Hussain

Japanese chefs believe our soul goes into our knives once we start using them. You wouldn't put your soul in a dishwasher!

Masaharu Morimoto

A good apprentice cook must be as polite with the dishwasher as with the chef.

Fernand Point

[Vincent Price] taught me how to cook fish in my dishwasher.

Cassandra Peterson

I balance things better and don't kill myself so much, but conflict makes me a more interesting actress to watch. The places I go to pull emotions from, I think if you have a perfect, happy life, you just don't have those places. And I want those places. I'm proud of those places.

Vanessa Marcil

Eating is so intimate. It's very sensual. When you invite someone to sit at your table and you want to cook for them, you're inviting a person into your life.

Maya Angelou

I'm an impromptu cook. It's fun if it doesn't take too much time!

Judy Norton

It is a religious duty for those who cook to learn how to prepare food in different ways, hygienically, for the table, so that it may be eaten with enjoyment.

Ellen G. White

I guess that I was always considered a little too weird for the standup clubs and probably too jokey for doing performance art and those places where those are done.

Matt Besser

I always mention stacking the dishwasher - any opportunity. But it's the consequences - it's the food poisoning and the potential death that will come with not loading the dishwasher properly.

Jon Richardson

The '80s market was only a Japanese market. It was the Japanese outbidding each other for the most expensive works of art. When the Japanese economy went down the tubes, there was no one left to pay the prices that have been recorded for all of those works.

Arne Glimcher

I love to cook. I love to cook for myself and my husband and big groups. I find it very relaxing, and I love socializing around a dinner table.

Cara Buono

I think it's very attractive when people cook. So I don't wear sweatpants. When you dress sexy to cook, too, it's like, damn, I got a girl who can cook and look like that? And I always have really cute aprons.

Blake Lively

I just think it's so important to have fun because if you're having fun, then your viewers will have fun too.

DanTDM

In all places, and in all times, those religionists who have believed too much have been more inclined to violence and persecution than those who have believed too little.

Charles Caleb Colton

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