A Quote by Barack Obama

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed. — © Barack Obama
You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.
I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.
My stay in Camp Betty was the longest I'd been without drink or drugs in my adult life. [...] At first, they put me in a room with a guy who owned a bowling alley, but he snored like an asthmatic horse, so I moved and ended up with a depressive mortician. [...] The mortician snored even louder than the bowling alley guy - he was like a moose with a tracheotomy.
That's the most important thing, improving myself in training, and improving in the things I don't do better, so improving in all aspects, in all areas, in training, to improve game by game and hopefully they will keep coming and hopefully we'll get to the top.
I don't know a single Republican in Montana who would get in a fight in a bowling alley for John McCain.
I usually love to go bowling when I'm in Vegas. There's something about Vegas and bowling, do you know what I mean? You know what I mean. Bowling is just the thing to do.
Ronald Reagan gave our party a bowling alley image as opposed to a country club image. We were talking to people who go bowling on Thursday night, and they were understanding what we were saying.
Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.
And you call yourselves a bowling alley?
It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.
You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!
Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.
I've noticed that girls between like 20 and 30 seem to know 'Can't Hardly Wait.' I got the goth kids who know 'Buffy.' I got this wide spectrum of people who range from like 8 to 13 who seem to know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I get the international people who seem to know 'Austin Powers' and 'The Italian Job.
I've noticed that girls between like 20 and 30 seem to know 'Can't Hardly Wait.' I got the goth kids who know 'Buffy.' I got this wide spectrum of people who range from like 8 to 13 who seem to know 'Scooby-Doo.' Then I get the international people who seem to know 'Austin Powers' and 'The Italian Job.'
I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."
You ought to try surviving one of my family reunions. It's like having a bowling alley in your brain.
When I was a kid, I was at a bowling alley and I ran into a soda machine. I still have the scar on my right eyebrow obviously.
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