A Quote by Barbara Johnson

No one likes change... but babies in diapers. — © Barbara Johnson
No one likes change... but babies in diapers.
No one likes change but babies in diapers.
I didn't know you had to change diapers so often. I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day - each. So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
I didn't expect babies to need so many diapers. Nobody told me they needed to be changed so often.
When I see children in New Delhi, babies walking around in no diapers and their mother is in a corner putting up bricks, it gives you a sense of being grounded.
Real men change diapers!
The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.
The working-class is now issuing from its hiding-place to assert an Englishman's heaven-born privilege of doing as he likes, and is beginning to perplex us by marching where it likes, meeting where it likes, bawling what it likes, breaking what it likes.
I'm someone who likes new things, likes change. But I also like challenges. I was a little bit of a prisoner to my challenge each time.
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason
One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.
To change the world, we must first change the way the babies are being born.
No one's raising children any more. To love a child, you've got to work for it. You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
I wanted to make sure that my act was family friendly for tonight, but I don't have babies. So I thought that maybe I could pretend that I had babies and that way I could appeal to the people in the audience who have babies and to the people who like to pretend that they have babies.
Literature simply becomes richer after you've been fired, rejected, stranded, or had to change a few midnight diapers.
I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.
This site uses cookies to ensure you get the best experience. More info...
Got it!