A Quote by Behdad Sami

When life hands me lemons I hand them back and pick something else.

Behdad Sami

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Behdad Sami
Born: June 20, 1986

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Darynda Jones

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

Darynda Jones

It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are rotten, take out the seeds and plant them in order to grow new lemons.

Louise Hay

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

J.K. Simmons

I held hands with her all the time...that doesn't sound like much, I realize, but she was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something.

J. D. Salinger

When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got?

Henry Rollins

She was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something. Jane was different. We'd get into a goddam movie or something, and right away we'd start holding hands, and we wouldn't quit till the movie was over. And without changing the position or making a big deal out of it. You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.

J. D. Salinger

When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.

Ron White

When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade. But when life hands you hurricanes, you go surfing.

Jon Foreman

Life isn't what you think it is. It's like water, and the young let it trickle away between their fingers without even noticing. Cup your hands, keep it safe. Life eventually becomes something else, something hard, something simple, something you can hold in your hand and nibble on contentedly as you sit in the sun.

Jean Anouilh

When life gives you lemons, throw them back.

Joe Jonas

When life gives you lemons, you exchange them at the store for something more edible.

Grace Helbig

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

W. C. Fields

Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons! It's mostly water and sugar! Life didn't give us that.

Ryan Higa

Was there another life she was meant to be living? At times she felt a keen certainty that there was ? a phantom life, taunting her from just out of reach. A sense would come over her while she was drawing or walking, and once while she was dancing slow and close with Kaz, that she was supposed to be doing something else with her hands, with her legs, with her body. Something else. Something else. Something else.

Laini Taylor

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Cassandra Clare

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