A Quote by Behdad Sami

If all you do is talk crap, I'll just flush the toilet.

Behdad Sami

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Behdad Sami
Born: June 20, 1986

Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle? Isn't it beautiful? Yes, it's beautiful. I unscrew the cap and pour it into the toilet. I flush twice. And then I think, why did I flush twice? The answer, is of course, because I truly do know myself. I cannot be sure I won't attempt to drink from the toilet, like a dog.

Augusten Burroughs

We actually had a toilet on the sideline in college. We had like a little mini-toilet; we'd go and flush it.

Adam Thielen

The humble latrine, or flush toilet, reduces disease by twice as much as just putting in clean water.

Rose George

Right now I'm scoring goals and I'm the king of the world. And a couple weeks ago I was almost in the toilet. So maybe you just forget to flush me.

Alexander Ovechkin

Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.

Bhumibol Adulyadej

You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.

Carolyn Gold Heilbrun

I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

John Swartzwelder

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.

Jessica Hahn

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

Dov Davidoff

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

Megan Fox

My Twitter is a joke toilet, and I filter all these old, cringe-y parts of my brother and my childhood through that in an attempt to flush it down the drain forever.

Cole Sprouse

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

Kami Garcia

It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.

Uma Thurman

Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it.

Steve Garvey

Most modern homes are simply uninhabitable without electricity - you couldn't flush the toilet without it. It's a huge dependency situation.

Bill Mollison

It takes a minimum of six people, working in close harmony, to successfully flush a nautical toilet. That's why those old ships carried such large crews.

Dave Barry

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